I, for one, do understand the dangers of modern society. I mean, think about it, forget to look both ways one day and *WHAM!* you're roadkill. Or just being caught in the crossfire because of our violence-prone minds. Its so horrifying. But, even with all of this, are we a nation of idiots? Seriously, our people hate smarts so much that dimsitted-fools consistently make the news, like Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan. We live in a nation where we intellectuals (or "nerds", "geeks", "dorks", whatever, as we are called) are looked down upon and mocked. But even this, in a nation of idiots and a world of danger, are we that stupid? Today, in anticipation of tomorrows (hopeful) snow, my mom asked me to bring up some firewood and neatly stack it in front of the fireplace. As I did so, I noticed on the plastic wrap the label: "!!! Caution contents flammable !!!" WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?!? Are we a nation of idiots? Ok, warning labels are there to protect us, but A FLAMMABILITY WARNING??? On FIREWOOD??? Not only ARE we idiots, the government and the companies KNOW we are and think we're stupider than the ranking of "idiots." Its stupid or in that "News of the Weird" with the Eggnog that was recalled becuase it didn't mention "eggs" on its ingredients list. Many find these funny, but I find it sad, our country is worse than Iran, we're not only violent and a danger to the world, but we're idiots and don't know when to be violent. Its just creepy. To quote Stephen Lynch's famous (or infamous) song, "Special Fred", We're "just a little bit special, just a little bit SPECIAL!"
Friday, January 18, 2008
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I totally agree. On YouTube you only find AMERICANS posting stuff like "lmao" and "ROTFLOL" and stupid spam like chain letters and go online to blah blah blah. I found a comment on a video where a girl had used chatspeak for EVER SINGLE WORD. A Canadian person came on and commented that only Americans would spelled "and" like "n".
Also, our nation (according to Mrs. Tutt) is always the "bad guy". (Yes, I'm in love with quotation marks.) We are just infested with too many freaks like Britney, Lindsey, Jamie Lynn, Paris Hilton, etc.
It doesn't really help that we have a chimp for a president. Doesn't it bother you that when the country begs to send troops back home he does just the opposite?
And the people who voted for him are worse, because now they are the ones to complain about his every little move.
Sorry if this post was so long, but Greenday was trying to make a point when they said they don't want to be American Idiots.
Seriously, you just captured th eessence of what I was trying to say. Nice Job!!!
ur welcome
OMG that was sooooo funny at some points and it is kinda serious i likes the part about the (warning flammible) ha u r reallly good a cappersering stuff lol idk what i just said well i agree all of the way
I totally agree with that article. America is a really sad place. There are so many freaks and idiots all over, but its sad that with all the freaks getting the news, no one who is really making an impact on our country can get any credit. There really are good people in America but with all the publicity on the stupid people, no one gets to see the good side of America. It's just soo sad
Sweet, now we have a "Mr. Childers" and a "Ms. Edge"! We should get a Mr. Talbert.
U guys all r saying exactly what I mean, Im gald to see im not the only one who thinks this
to "nerd genius md rocks": Im flattered, but 2 things, 1 who r u? u can give me an answer at nerdgeniusmd@gmail.com, and I think u mean capturing, but mistyped
lol. you people are so destructive. i got shaved off to convice you to get cans for poor people!! that ain't fair man!
my identy shall not be known!!!!!!! i can only say i am a girl :) p.s. and ur right i mispeled that! sorry
ok
and its ok
i just dont want you to know my identity because the internet is not all that much of a safe place you know , hey u should do a article on how the internet is not all that safe ! oh and thnx for understanding
: ] go popsicle give me a popsicle a want a popsicle gawd where can someone get a popsicle do i HAVE to walk all the way to the hood just to get my cherry popsicle
ok, one questoion, ug o 2 ahnes, rite
and ur welcome
soory, i was trying to type w/o looking at the keyboard, what I said was:
ok, one question, u go 2 hanes, rite
and ur welcome
yes i do go to hanes
but still you have to find out who i am , cause i will not tell u ? : ] so keep on searching
umm people put weird label things just so they wont get sued.... if u dont put eggnog has egg then i bet some1 will sue for not telling that..yeah..
n3Rd G3NiUs lOOk how i wrote ur name
Nice one, weird maniacal laugh guy/girl/whoever u r! I might start using that! Well, the threes at least.
And, I just wanted to know, nerd genius md rox! (y do u keep changing ur name: nerd genius rocks; nerd genius, m.d rocks; nerd genius rocks, nerd genius m.d. rocks; w/e, but remeber the MD and the comma! its important! I HAVE a degree, u kno! Yeh, it b in sppelin and gramarr! jk, its fine, im just falttered by the name, no matter how u write it)
the only reason bush put troops back into Iraq is because the new Iraqi government is yet to be stable.
hey im sorry i keep changing it ,it is just that i keep getting it wrong and it bugs me i promise i will get it write for now on :D p.s. thats very nice that u are flattered by my name!!
srry again i apoligise and this is just for you nerd genius, m.d KEEP ON ROCKIN !!!! lol : ]
thanks
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